Today we will take a closer look at something very interesting in the lives of me and my friends, Perry Ross.
For a long while now it has seemed as though his blossoming relationship with Danielle Thorpe was going perfectly, on the 19th of February he even posted a picture of himself being devoured by his girlfriend, a cute picture and a sure sign the young couple are in love. If there was any doubt to this love then just a mere 16 hours later then revelation "Love my girl had a great weekend!" and a post from Danielle herself saying "I love you MR ROSS u r my world xxxx" would surely reassure us all.
Lately though it seems there has been something brewing, some news of massive proportions. It may have something to do with the "long-term investment/takeover" of Leeds United that is currently underway but as a country we all think it is something a little closer to home. It all started when, on June 22nd facebook nearly crashed due to high traffic after Perry posted this "i cnt wait to share some good news wiv u all very soon watch this space!!!x".
Naturally the population was more than guilty of a little bit of speculation, for a whole 8 days we waited with baited breathe for the news the tabloids were so desperate to get hold of, then on Saturday June 30th he teased us once again with another update which revealed no more clues than the previous post as to whats going on "its all gonna b soo real soon!!! ;)" again we speculated but in less numbers as the dragging out of this news started to feel like we were watching yet another long boring Eastenders storyline.
But today i urge you just to look at the facts, the main rumour is of a pregnancy, now we all know Perry enjoys a bit of the old sex and has never been a fan of contraception so its only natural that without the proper equipment there is a chance of pregnancy. Also with a quick look at his profile the biggest clue is there already that may have been overlooked by some, but not me.
On the May 4th it seems it was all out in the open over a month before he decided to speculate about it to the public. He posted "Time to get into bed wiv my gorgeous baby.x", so there you have it folks, in conclusion the gossip was right, Perry has in fact got his girlfriend pregnant and not only that but she has HAD the baby during the early stages of May, how she has hidden it so well is a mystery, but today i can finally lay to rest the other rumours flying around and finally say from myself as well as the Great British public, congratulations Perry, Danielle and little baby Ross we are all very happy for you, but as the baby was born out of wedlock it will be officially classified as a bastard.
CONGRATS X
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